Description
Raw. Rude. Ready to spoon.
This edible cookie dough is straight-up snack therapy: rich, buttery (but not actual butter), and loaded with dairy-free chocolate chips. No eggs, no gluten, no baking required—just grab a spoon and make questionable life choices in the best way possible.
🍫 Safe to eat raw. Meant to be. Don’t bake it—just vibe.
🌱 100% Vegan. 100% Gluten-Free. 1000% Delicious.
📦 Comes in a resealable container with ingredient label. Good luck resealing it.
🚚 Available for pickup, delivery, or shipping in Canada + the U.S.
⚠️ Contains soy. Made in a nut-free facility.
Room temp = short shelf life (you weren’t gonna wait anyway). Fridge = 2 weeks. Freezer = 3 months of late-night backup.
No rules. No regrets. Just dough.
Cookie Care
- Cookies remain fresh for up to 6 weeks (sealed) at room temperature
- Do not refrigerate - this will cause moisture in the bags and damage to any decorative details.
- Avoid exposing cookies to direct sunlight and high temperatures for the same reason as refrigeration.
- You can freeze them!
- Store cookies in an airtight container for up to three months in the freezer.
- To thaw: leave the container out at room temperature (without opening it) for about 4 hours
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Do you offer vegan or gluten-free options?
Absolutely! We have a selection of both vegan and gluten-free treats. Check our product descriptions for more details or contact us if you have specific requirements.
Q: How do I place a large order for a special event?
A: For large orders, like for weddings or parties, please contact us directly through our website. We can discuss your needs and how we can make your event extra sweet!
Q: Do you offer any seasonal or holiday specials?
A: Yes, we have special treats for various holidays and seasons. Keep an eye on our website and social media for announcements and special offerings!