Description
As seen on CBC News Ottawa
Patriotism, but make it unhinged. Ten sweet, sticky maple-flavoured dicks in a rainbow pouch, glazed to perfection and proudly inappropriate.
🍁 Real Canadian maple flavour. Real cookie chaos.
📦 Resealable rainbow stand-up pouch. Heat sealed with labeled ingredients.
🚚 Available for discreet shipping, local delivery, and in-store pickup.
⚠️ Allergens: gluten, dairy, eggs. Nut-free kitchen.
Shelf life: 6 weeks at room temp. Freeze for 3 months of polite filth.
Support Canadian small biz. Eat a bag of dicks.
Cookie Care
- Cookies remain fresh for up to 6 weeks (sealed) at room temperature
- Do not refrigerate - this will cause moisture in the bags and damage to any decorative details.
- Avoid exposing cookies to direct sunlight and high temperatures for the same reason as refrigeration.
- You can freeze them!
- Store cookies in an airtight container for up to three months in the freezer.
- To thaw: leave the container out at room temperature (without opening it) for about 4 hours
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Do you offer vegan or gluten-free options?
Absolutely! We have a selection of both vegan and gluten-free treats. Check our product descriptions for more details or contact us if you have specific requirements.
Q: How do I place a large order for a special event?
A: For large orders, like for weddings or parties, please contact us directly through our website. We can discuss your needs and how we can make your event extra sweet!
Q: Do you offer any seasonal or holiday specials?
A: Yes, we have special treats for various holidays and seasons. Keep an eye on our website and social media for announcements and special offerings!
Delicious cookies, including vegan/gluten-free options
Unique and beautiful custom orders for events