Eat a Bag of [Surprise Mix] Dicks – Glazed Mini Cookies

$18.00

Quantity

Description

Surprise! It's a rainbow bag of delicious dicks. Ten two-bite cookies in a wild mix of flavours like red velvet, churro, birthday cake, and chocolate. It’s sweet. It’s cheeky. It’s an emotional rollercoaster in a resealable pouch.

🎉 Rude, fun, totally snackable. Great for breakups, birthdays, bachelorette parties, or a random Tuesday.

📦 Packaged in a rainbow stand-up bag with an ingredient label and heat seal so nobody has to know what you're up to.
🚚 In-store pickup, local delivery, and Canada-USA shipping. Want it discreet? We gotchu.

⚠️ Allergens: gluten, dairy, eggs. Nut-free bakery.
Storage: Room temp = 6 weeks. Freeze for 3 months of peen-powered joy.

Zero regrets. All dicks.

Cookie Care

Cookies remain fresh for up to 6 weeks (sealed) at room temperature
Do not refrigerate - this will cause moisture in the bags and damage to any decorative details.
Avoid exposing cookies to direct sunlight and high temperatures for the same reason as refrigeration.
You can freeze them!
Store cookies in an airtight container for up to three months in the freezer.
To thaw: leave the container out at room temperature (without opening it) for about 4 hours

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I order cookies for someone with allergies?

Yes, you can! Please let us know about any allergies when you place your order. We can make cookies without nuts, gluten, or other common allergens. However, be aware that they're made in a kitchen where these ingredients are used.

Q: Do you offer vegan or gluten-free options?

Absolutely! We have a selection of both vegan and gluten-free treats. Check our product descriptions for more details or contact us if you have specific requirements.

Q: How do I place a large order for a special event?

A: For large orders, like for weddings or parties, please contact us directly through our website. We can discuss your needs and how we can make your event extra sweet!

Q: Do you offer any seasonal or holiday specials?

A: Yes, we have special treats for various holidays and seasons. Keep an eye on our website and social media for announcements and special offerings!