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Description
Because sometimes the only ethical billionaires… are made of cookie.
Each pack contains 8 bite-sized, buttercream-loving cookies stamped with the smug faces of capitalism’s least favorite sons: Jeff, Elon, Zuck, and Donald. We turned 'em into edible art so you can finally do what you've always wanted—bite back.
💸 100% original designs, hand-drawn, modeled, and 3D printed in-house by our cookie chaos overlord.
🍰 Paired with a 1.5 oz container of fluffy, dunk-worthy American buttercream frosting.
📦 Packaged in a clear cube box with heat-sealed cookies + a label that doesn’t hold back.
🚚 Available for in-store pickup, local delivery, and shipping (Canada + USA).
📅 Always available, but we rotate flavours and designs because revolution needs snacks too.
⚠️Contains gluten. Nut-free facility. NO Eggs or Dairy.
🧊 Shelf-stable 6 weeks.
❄️ Freezer-friendly 3 months. Thaw in the container at room temp. Eat cold if you’re feeling unhinged.
Satisfy your hunger and your urge for petty vengeance. Dunk responsibly. Or don’t.
Cookie Care
- Cookies remain fresh for up to 6 weeks (sealed) at room temperature
- Do not refrigerate - this will cause moisture in the bags and damage to any decorative details.
- Avoid exposing cookies to direct sunlight and high temperatures for the same reason as refrigeration.
- You can freeze them!
- Store cookies in an airtight container for up to three months in the freezer.
- To thaw: leave the container out at room temperature (without opening it) for about 4 hours
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Do you offer vegan or gluten-free options?
Absolutely! While most of our vegan products are also gluten-free, and vise versa, occasionally they may be only vegan or only gluten-free. Please ensure that you always check our product descriptions for more details as it will always be listed on our prepackaged items.
You can always contact us if you have specific requirements.
Q: How do I place a large order for a special event?
A: For large orders, like for weddings or parties, please contact us directly through our website. We can discuss your needs and how we can make your event extra sweet!
Q: Do you offer any seasonal or holiday specials?
A: Yes, we have special treats for various holidays and seasons. Keep an eye on our website and social media for announcements and special offerings!