Eat a Bag of [Vanilla] Dicks – Glazed Mini Cookies

$18.00

Quantity

Description

Plain? Never. These vanilla-glazed dick cookies are bold, buttery, and ridiculously fun. Sweet enough to share, but honestly, why would you?

🍪 Classic vanilla cookie, two bites per piece, ten pieces per pouch. You do the math.
📦 Heat-sealed rainbow pouch with ingredient label. Resealable for round two.
🚚 Pickup, delivery, and discreet Canada-USA shipping.

⚠️ Contains gluten, dairy, eggs. Nut-free facility.
Stays fresh sealed for 6 weeks, freezer-safe for 3 months.

Vanilla never looked so scandalous.

Cookie Care

Cookies remain fresh for up to 6 weeks (sealed) at room temperature
Do not refrigerate - this will cause moisture in the bags and damage to any decorative details.
Avoid exposing cookies to direct sunlight and high temperatures for the same reason as refrigeration.
You can freeze them!
Store cookies in an airtight container for up to three months in the freezer.
To thaw: leave the container out at room temperature (without opening it) for about 4 hours

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I order cookies for someone with allergies?

Yes, you can! Please let us know about any allergies when you place your order. We can make cookies without nuts, gluten, or other common allergens. However, be aware that they're made in a kitchen where these ingredients are used.

Q: Do you offer vegan or gluten-free options?

Absolutely! We have a selection of both vegan and gluten-free treats. Check our product descriptions for more details or contact us if you have specific requirements.

Q: How do I place a large order for a special event?

A: For large orders, like for weddings or parties, please contact us directly through our website. We can discuss your needs and how we can make your event extra sweet!

Q: Do you offer any seasonal or holiday specials?

A: Yes, we have special treats for various holidays and seasons. Keep an eye on our website and social media for announcements and special offerings!