Description
Because sometimes the only ethical billionaires… are made of cookie.
Each pack contains 8 bite-sized, buttercream-loving cookies stamped with the smug faces of capitalism’s least favorite sons: Jeff, Elon, Zuck, and Donald. We turned 'em into edible art so you can finally do what you've always wanted—bite back.
💸 100% original designs, hand-drawn, modeled, and 3D printed in-house by our cookie chaos overlord.
🍪 Available in [Flavour]—choose your crumbly weapon: classic Vanilla or Red Velvet rage.
🍰 Paired with a 2oz container of fluffy, dunk-worthy American buttercream frosting.
📦 Packaged in a clear cube box with heat-sealed cookies + a label that doesn’t hold back.
🚚 Available for in-store pickup, local delivery, and shipping (Canada + USA).
📅 Always available, but we rotate flavours and designs because revolution needs snacks too.
⚠️ Allergens: Contains gluten, dairy, and eggs. Made in a nut-free facility. Vegan & GF not currently available for this set (but we’re working on it).
🧊 Shelf-stable 6 weeks.
❄️ Freezer-friendly 3 months. Thaw in the container at room temp. Eat cold if you’re feeling unhinged.
Satisfy your hunger and your urge for petty vengeance. Dunk responsibly. Or don’t.
Cookie Care
- Cookies remain fresh for up to 6 weeks (sealed) at room temperature
- Do not refrigerate - this will cause moisture in the bags and damage to any decorative details.
- Avoid exposing cookies to direct sunlight and high temperatures for the same reason as refrigeration.
- You can freeze them!
- Store cookies in an airtight container for up to three months in the freezer.
- To thaw: leave the container out at room temperature (without opening it) for about 4 hours
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Do you offer vegan or gluten-free options?
Absolutely! We have a selection of both vegan and gluten-free treats. Check our product descriptions for more details or contact us if you have specific requirements.
Q: How do I place a large order for a special event?
A: For large orders, like for weddings or parties, please contact us directly through our website. We can discuss your needs and how we can make your event extra sweet!
Q: Do you offer any seasonal or holiday specials?
A: Yes, we have special treats for various holidays and seasons. Keep an eye on our website and social media for announcements and special offerings!